May 2013
Hey Followers! I found a give-away for you!
theoneandonlyailat:
So, guess what?
I now have 100 followers!
In honour of this, I am doing a give-away, as suggested by the title.
What I will do is buy a pair of these type shoes:
and paint them however you like. (If you want an example of the shoes I’ve done before, here’s my own pair. I’m not perfect, especially with faces, but I think I can do pretty well, and definitely with a...
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Hey Followers! I found a give-away for you!
theoneandonlyailat:
So, guess what?
I now have 100 followers!
In honour of this, I am doing a give-away, as suggested by the title.
What I will do is buy a pair of these type shoes:
and paint them however you like. (If you want an example of the shoes I’ve done before, here’s my own pair. I’m not perfect, especially with faces, but I think I can do pretty well, and definitely with a...
satsukisexual:
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
fearless-stormclaw:
fartgallery:
bel0w-zer0:
fartgallery:
what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere
It would give running someone over a whole new meaning
a hit and run
running a red light
hipssway-lipslie:
obviously-bored:
gosiowo:
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
sursonica:
inflammatorystatements:
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning...
In case no one's said it yet
colorfuloddity:
redmetalandgold:
Hi, welcome, to the Star Trek fandom!
Whether you’re young or old, a newbie or an oldie, we welcome you!
If you became apart of it through Benedict, or through TOS, or The Next Generation, welcome!
Liked the films but never watched the series? Hi, it’s great to have you!
I know it’s going to be great serving with you, cadet. Welcome aboard the Enterprise,...
kkatkkrap:
justdrinktea:
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
vanillaspanks:
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like
castielinablanket:
kilehfileh:
sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
loonylunalovegood97:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
the-bite-of-frost:
frequentlytimelow:
kittykatastrophic:
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
I feel like that teacher should get murdered
Hmm, I can only...
Once upon a time, there were two girls in a coffee...
ughboybandss:
slightlyoddbutcharming:
mysteryofalba:
And Hajabeg(x) tweeted us their story:
Honestly, the best ever.
This is what happens when Fangirls get out in public lol
O
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
parissleepsinflames:
zaess:
trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
trying to make a great idea for a story into a cohesive plot
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
repelo-muggletum:
Why my English Class is Scared of Me
Classmate: So you're going into Medical Science?
Me: Yep.
Classmate: To become a doctor/coroner.
Me: Yep.
Classmate: You're good at drawing and you like opera.
Me: I wouldn't call myself good, and I just like a beautiful song.
Classmate: Are you a vegetarian or vegan?
Me: ...No?
Classmate: YOU'RE THE NEXT HANNIBAL. I'M CALLING THIS RIGHT NOW. IN TEN YEARS WHEN YOU START EATING PEOPLE, I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT IT WAS YOU.
Me: What if you're my first target?
boomitsnialler:
does anyone else have that one blog that literally everyone worships but you hate the blog and the person running it and just every time someone mentions them you’re like
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
allons-ydraco:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
osobigbear:
women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
lastknownwriter:
notquiteluke:
nepeter:
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
rumble spheres
globes of fury
Things that have happened to Nico aka why his life...
id-ship-it-in-tartarus:
the-enemygate-is-down:
He lost his mom when he was a toddler
He had his memory erased
He lost his sister when he was 10
He spent a year on the streets and in the underworld
His dad hated him for two years
His “mentor” aka Minos betrayed him
His dad tricked him into giving him Percy
He lost his sister again
He was stuck in Tartarus and then a jar
He lost two of...
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
